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Miami Heat Twitter Breakdown: LeBron Reigns, Haslem Is Boring, Battier Follows Only Nine People

The NBA season is still a month away, but already Miami is bubbling with news about our back-to-back champion ballers. Michael Beasley has returned, hopefully minus the marijuana habit. Draft pick James Ennis is already king of the koalas. And you might soon be able to buy a jersey with "Jesus Shuttlesworth" on the back.

We here at New Times have taken the off-season to do some studying. We've trolled the Heat's Twitter accounts to bring you a player-by-player breakdown. Here are some nuggets of Heat wisdom, such as the fact that Shane Battier follows only nine people -- and one of them is his wife.

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Michael E. Miller was a staff writer at Miami New Times for five years. His work for New Times won many national awards, including back-to-back-to-back Sigma Delta Chi medallions. He now covers local enterprise for the Washington Post.