Miami Beach Looking for Corporate Sugar Daddies

So, Miami Beach is officially on the street corner with a leg out hoping for a big corporate sugar daddy to send a little money its way in exchange for a few favors. According to The Herald, the Miami Beach commission unanimously approved a contract with the Superlative Group, a marketing company. The...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

January 14, 2010

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So, Miami Beach is officially on the street corner with a leg out hoping for a big corporate sugar daddy to send a little money its way in exchange for a few favors. According to The Herald, the Miami Beach commission unanimously approved a contract with the Superlative Group, a marketing company.

The deal could lead to all sorts of corporate cross-promotions like naming rights, exclusive deals, and branded products.

Here's some of our humble propositions:

Lincoln Town Car Road
A branded line of easily removable bikini tops
LMFAO's "I'm in Miami Bitch" Convention Center
Flamingo Park sponsored by ManHunt.Com
Miami Beach Coke, a retro formulation of the cola with the original cocaine ingredients
Ocean Drive Drive
Threatening SoBe Iced Teas to start paying royalties
Normandy Bramen Motors Isles
Naming Speedo the official clothing sponsor of the 12th Street Beach, if they aren't already
Pastel crock pots and tubs
A Rosetta Stone language program for Miami Beesh "English"
A South Beach Snuggie made of fishnet

Any other suggestions?

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