us crazy. But if two people saw Banana Republican approach someone,
sucker punch him or her, and then pin our victim to the ground,
chances are we'd be taking a ride down to Miami-Dade County jail. In
fact, any Joe Schmo would have been arrested for assault or battery.
But Marc Sarnoff is no regular citizen. He is a Miami city
commissioner who has apparently gotten away with beating up his
former pal and current nemesis, Reid Welch.
Sarnoff is seeking a permanent restraining order against Welch, whom the commissioner claims made a death threat against him. Sarnoff has not returned two phone calls seeking comment. We're waiting on a response from a Miami Police spokesperson.
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