But there was some dignity there, at least. Miami and fallen Latin American strongmen go together like D-Wade and the Heat.
What in hell is Noriega going to do in France? He's got plenty of time to figure it out now -- a French judge this morning sentenced him to seven years in prison.
Noriega, you'll recall, was deposed as Panama's dictator-in-chief in 1989, thanks to a U.S. invasion, and then spent two decades cooling his heels in the Federal Correctional Institutution in Southwest Miami-Dade on drug charges.
Just as he was nearing the end of his 30-year term in Miami, the feds extradited him to Paris in April.
The 76-year-old was convicted this morning of money laundering, tied to his transfer of $3 million in Medellin drug cartel profits through French bank accounts in the '80s.
Noriega plans to appeal, his lawyer tells the New York Times.