Man Up, Charlie Crist

It's crunch time in the Republican VP sweepstakes. If Florida Gov. Charlie Crist wants to win, he has to outrun the rumor he's light in the loafers. Getting engaged was a good start, but he needs an extreme makeover to be straight enough for the family-values crew. Build 'im. Dress...
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It’s crunch time in the Republican VP sweepstakes. If Florida Gov. Charlie Crist wants to win, he has to outrun the rumor he’s light in the loafers. Getting engaged was a good start, but he needs an extreme makeover to be straight enough for the family-values crew.

Build ‘im. Dress ‘im. Elect ‘im. Just glue Charlie and the stand to cardboard, cut them out, and then dress to impress.

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