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It’s crunch time in the Republican VP sweepstakes. If Florida Gov. Charlie Crist wants to win, he has to outrun the rumor he’s light in the loafers. Getting engaged was a good start, but he needs an extreme makeover to be straight enough for the family-values crew.
Build ‘im. Dress ‘im. Elect ‘im. Just glue Charlie and the stand to cardboard, cut them out, and then dress to impress.
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