Magic City Kitty - Throwdown Lines

Hey fellas. A pick up line can cause a chick to giggle, hand over her number, or give you a hearty “Fuck off.” Sometimes, words aren’t even necessary. Here’s what I think are the appropriate physical responses to two corny lines. Ladies, take note.

He says: Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

She: Lets her middle finger pop up

He says: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

She: Kicks him in his ass

If you didn’t eat your Wheaties that morning, here are some throwdown lines that require no bodily harm. Oh and I didn’t write these, I stole ‘em.

He: So what do you do for a living?

She: Female impersonator.

"Is this seat empty?"

"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I know how to please a woman."

"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"

"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."

"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"

"Stop."

"Your body is like a temple."

"Sorry, there are no services today."

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So, wanna go back to my place?

She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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