Magic City Kitty: Should I Just Get a Prostitute?

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Hello, Kitty: I've been single for close to three years, and even though I hook up with girls, I'm still sexually unfulfilled. Not that I want something more consistent, it's just that the girls I find aren't open to doing the things I want to do. It seems like they all want me to be lovey-dovey and gentle, when I really just want to pound away at them. If I try to up the speed or intensity, it's all "What are you doing?" and "Ouch." So lately I've been considering trying prostitutes, but I don't know if this is a good idea. Also, where would I find one?

John Mee

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