Magic City Kitty – Old Snatch vs Older Snatch

Hello, Kitty

I am a 42-year-old man who has never been married or had kids, but
I’m finally ready for both. The problem is that most of the
bachelorettes around my age are either ugly, have kids, or aren’t able
to get pregnant. I’ve been in contact with two women over the Internet;
one lives in New Mexico and is 39 with two children. The other is a
44-year-old widow with no rug rats. The 39-year-old is absolutely
beautiful and recently came to Miami to spend a lovely three days at my
house. I haven’t met the second one, but she’s visiting me in a week. I
already like the first one, and she’s willing to move here and leave
her kids with their dad. Which should I choose? I asked my mum and she
suggested the younger one since she would be more likely to be able to
conceive, but I would prefer someone with no children at all. If I were
35 years old, I would wait for another woman, but now I’m tired of
being single and don’t want to lose a good opportunity.

Jacques

Hey, Jacques:

Duh — choose someone with whom you could spend a lifetime. All I
hear you gushing about are these ladies’ looks and whether they have
kids. Perhaps your superficial sensibility is what landed you at age 42
with no children or an ex-wife on the payroll. The Internet is a good
place to find single ladies who are beyond clubbing age and looking for
something real, but are you truly looking for a wife, or simply an
incubator for your sperm? If that’s the case, choose the younger one,
because your mother was right. The probability of a woman getting
pregnant and having healthy children decreases with age, and even then
you two might have to look into fertility treatments. But be aware that
the expiration date on your baby gravy might be around the corner too.
A recent study by French scientists proved that miscarriages increase
and pregnancy rates decrease when the father is older than 35. So be
sure to forward this letter to her so she can weigh her options. She
might desire that 34-year-old who’s been checking her out at the gym…

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