Magic City Kitty - Kimora Lee Simmons Says To Go Nude

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Hello, Kitty

I’ve been dating my guy for about a month and a half, things are going great and I’m finally ready to take our relationship to the next level. I’m really comfortable with him and even confident about my skills in between the sheets, the only problem is that I don’t know what to wear for our first adventure into sex-land. My bedroom style usually consists of boxers and a big T-shirt, but I’m thinking that I need to go a little sexier for what could be a turning point in our relationship. So here I am, can you help me out?

Victoria Stilla Secret

Hii, Victoria

I’m soo happy that you sought out some advice before attempting to seduce this guy wearing a pair of Tweety Bird boxer shorts and an XXL family reunion T-shirt. Maybe a crotchless teddy isn’t quite your bag, but there is something to be said for a bit of visual seduction before you get down to the actual “get down.” After all, you want him to be eating out the palm of your sexy hand from the second he lays eyes on you until he falls into a good ol’ orgasm-induced coma at the end of the night. And if all goes well, the only T-shirt you’ll be wearing will be his, which by the way, you should slip on before you slide into the kitchen to make him a post-coital ham sandwich.

Since your fashion sense swings more to the casual side, when it comes to your big night, don’t try to wear something that strays too far from that. I’m not saying that your guy wouldn’t appreciate something like a pearl thong and a pair of daisy-shaped pasties, but it’ll be harder to channel your inner minx if you’re not comfortable in what you’re wearing.

Remember that your ultimate goal is to both look and feel uber-sexy, and you can’t achieve that if you’re not feeling confident. So I say start out simple and wade in the shallow end of the lingerie pool, Victoria; go for a pair of lacy or sheer boy shorts and a matching low-cut camisole (push-up optional, depending on the hang-time of your ta-tas). The bottoms will give you boxer-like coverage of your booty, and the top will give him a view of just enough cleave while maintaining a bit of mystery for him and comfort for you. When choosing your outfit, remember that you should like your look just as much as he does, so pick out something that makes you feel hott. And in case you – ugh – want a second opinion, I cornered ex-model, mogul, and sexy amazon Kimora Lee Simmons and asked her the same question you asked me. This was her answer:

M.C. Kitty: When the time comes for a girl to give up the goodies, what should she wear?

Kimora Lee Simmons: Nothing.

And that was it, she walked off. Nuff said.

Full disclosure, I’ve never snagged anything like this or this so, um, maybe you should listen to Kimora on this one, Victoria. Good fuck! I mean…good luck!

Got a question? Email the Magic City Kitty.

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