Magic City Kitty: I Give Good Head. Just Not to Him!

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Hello, Kitty: I've always enjoyed giving oral, but I rarely do it to the guy I'm dating now. I haven't lost my zeal for it -- it's just that this guy's penis is really small, and the experience isn't as pleasurable for me. He never mentioned wanting more head or even asked why I don't do it -- until we were getting wasted with friends one night and one of my bigmouthed girlfriends mentioned my love of sucking cock. Ever since, he's been asking me why he didn't know about this, and I don't want to tell him the real reason. So what can I say without making him feel bad?

Betta Hed

Click here for Kitty's answer.

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