Magic City Kitty - Ex Sex Has Me Vexed!

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Hello, Kitty

I broke up with my boyfriend a few weeks ago, and for once I didn’t have a list of guys to run to once my relationship crumbled. As a result, I have been forced into a life of celibacy. And I’m dying over here. One night stands aren’t really my style, so beyond my ex I can’t imagine where I could go to get “some.” Soo lately I’ve been considering going back to him – just for the sex, nothing else. We’re still cordial so I couldn’t imagine him having a problem with it. But, I’m just wondering if going backwards is a good idea. My mind’s telling me no, but my body’s telling me yes. What should I do?!

My Pussy’s Calling

Hey MPC,

Don’t be so hard on yourself, a drought would have any girl fiending for a drop of something in her box. But trust me, if you open up your legs for your ex, you’ll also be opening yourself up to a world of problems. So hon if your pussy’s calling, you better act like it’s a bill collector and let that phone ring. The thing about ex-sex is that all of that kissing, touching, spanking, etc. tends to stir up the exact feelings that you sought to destroy when you left this dude. Remember how yall used to have an argument and a little time in between the sheets would make it all better? Yeah, he’ll be whispering in your ear, laying the pipe and before you know it you’ll be begging him to take you back. You say that you only want him for the sex, but trust me, all it takes is 10 good pumps from him and you’ll be head over heels again, and with your heels over your head.

But there’s always an exception to the rule, and maybe you’re the type of chick who can separate love and sex. If so, know that I’m not only worried about how you may react to playing hide the hamster with your ex. While you may be thinking of him as something to scratch an itch, he just might take advantage of the time in between your legs. So be warned, because he can take the opportunity to try and get you back and one of two things could happen. If he still loves you, he’ll try to hump his way back into your heart, but if he just straight up hates you for dumping him, he may try to punish the pussy. My advice – leave the past where it belongs and jump into the dating pool head-first.

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