Just when you thought it was safe to watch a random Monday night Heat versus the Bobcats game, LeBron explodes for 61 points, punting you, naked and riding a unicorn, directly into the sun.
Dammit LeBron, my wife is gonna kill me. She loves unicorns.
You know you had a good game when the highlight video is eligible for the Oscar for Best Short Film. After the jump is every point LeBron James scored last night. If you're watching this at work you may want to open an incognito window and tilt the computer screen away from your coworkers, because it's straight retina sex.