Jose Canseco Has a Reality Show Concept He Wants Television Execs to Email Him About

Jose Canseco spent his time on Celebrity Apprentice being as boring as possible and playing a lot of catch with Meatloaf. Then he left early, saying his father was deathly ill. Then Canseco was supposed to fight in a celebrity boxing match in Hollywood, but tried to send his twin brother Ozzie instead.

That's right, Jose Canseco may be the first celebrity to burn his bridges in the two worlds where celebrities are supposed to go when they've burned all other bridges: reality television and celebrity boxing.

Not so, says our hero. He took to Twitter last night to try to get anybody from TruTV -- this channel: Oh shit, there's an angry midget in that car that's being towed! -- to e-mail him:

Can any top executive from true tv please contact me asap about a reality tv show .I have a great idealess than a minute ago via TweetCaster Favorite Retweet Reply

So what could Jose's idea possibly be? Hmmmm...

I'm Going to Lay on This Chaise Lounge and You Guys Film Me (premiere episode: "Anybody Bring Any Grapes?")

Jose Canseco Pitches Reality Shows: The Reality Show

You Know Who Else Did Steroids? Benito Santiago

Playing Catch With Meatloaf Again

Face Slightly Changed and With No Tattoos, I am Still Jose Canseco-- Really

Extreme Makeover: Testicles Edition

Just Give Me $20,000 A Week For Something (first episode: "Thanks, I Have a Mortgage You Know")

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