That's right, Jose Canseco may be the first celebrity to burn his bridges in the two worlds where celebrities are supposed to go when they've burned all other bridges: reality television and celebrity boxing.
Not so, says our hero. He took to Twitter last night to try to get anybody from TruTV -- this channel: Oh shit, there's an angry midget in that car that's being towed! -- to e-mail him:
Can any top executive from true tv please contact me asap about a reality tv show .I have a great idea
Email me at [email protected]
True tv contact me at [email protected]
So what could Jose's idea possibly be? Hmmmm...
I'm Going to Lay on This Chaise Lounge and You Guys Film Me (premiere episode: "Anybody Bring Any Grapes?")
Jose Canseco Pitches Reality Shows: The Reality Show
You Know Who Else Did Steroids? Benito Santiago
Playing Catch With Meatloaf Again
Face Slightly Changed and With No Tattoos, I am Still Jose Canseco-- Really
Extreme Makeover: Testicles Edition
Just Give Me $20,000 A Week For Something (first episode: "Thanks, I Have a Mortgage You Know")
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