Jose Canseco spent his time on Celebrity Apprentice being as boring as possible and playing a lot of catch with Meatloaf. Then he left early, saying his father was deathly ill. Then Canseco was supposed to fight in a celebrity boxing match in Hollywood, but tried to send his twin brother Ozzie instead.

That's right, Jose Canseco may be the first celebrity to burn his bridges in the two worlds where celebrities are supposed to go when they've burned all other bridges: reality television and celebrity boxing.

Not so, says our hero. He took to Twitter last night to try to get anybody from TruTV -- this channel: Oh shit, there's an angry midget in that car that's being towed! -- to e-mail him:

So what could Jose's idea possibly be? Hmmmm...

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