Calvin Godfrey

Jesus For Sale

Feeling guilty after dropping your kid's braces money on a stripper at Club Rollexx? Just head a couple blocks south on Unity Boulevard, and pick up a nice painted statue of Jesus for the front lawn. The kids will forgive all your trespasses, and so will He!

This unnamed Opa-locka statuary emporium provides only the finest hand-painted renditions of our savior around. Just look at this guy... he loves it! --Calvin Godfrey

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