If You Go to the Beach You are a Socialist, Sorry to Say

Here is an informative and entertaining video explaining how we are all probably socialists for going to the beach all the time. Happy Memorial Day weekend.

[Wonkette: Beaches Are Communist; Stay Home This Weekend]

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Kyle Munzenrieder