Duke Blue Devils @ Miami Hurricanes, Saturday at Noon, on ESPNU and WVUM 90.5

Let's get real fucking excited about the Meineke Car Care Bowl! Because that's where the season might be headed ...against West Virginia or something! This is exactly where a team that starts it season with beating 3 ranked teams in four tries belongs! Meineke Car Care! So please excuse us for phoning in blog posts for the rest of the season. It is depressing.

Anyway, Saturday your Hurricanes play the Duke Blue Devil Disco Club at home to finish out both their home schedule and their conference schedule.

You know which team's fans would actually be absolutely thrilled to get in the Meineke Car Care bowl? Duke. Incidentally, they'll be playing to keep bowl eligibility hopes alive. Miami will be playing to keep their hopes that they are actually on the verge of becoming an elite football program again alive.

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