Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

Not a news story goes by without the Taiwanese-based Next Media Animation turning it into some low budget Pixar-lite masterpiece, and the recent Miami Marlins controversy is no exception. If, for whatever reason, you're not sure what's going on, this clip will explain it to you perfectly in a way that involves man bangs, dead mascots, and a plump, sneaky Jeffrey Loria.

Lets look at some of the finer points here:

This is apparently what all Miamians wear: Hawaiian shirts, white shorts, sunglasses and man bangs.

Oh! That sneaky Loria!

Here is Loria killing the Expo's mascot. Which is particularly painful for me since I was really into the Expo's logo and general team aesthetic as a child.

Here's a guy with a shark fin, because why not?

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