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Gourmet Gator

Break out the salt and pepper ma, there's a gator in the yard!

Miami will never go hungry again. Looks like the powers that be have finally wised up and have turned the town into a slithering smorgasboard of giant lizard treats --if you can figure out how to field dress the fuckers.

Thanks to the Internet, though, the feedin' will never get old. Even Hillary Clinton has some ideas. So let's keep our fingers crossed and our guns loaded, Miami.-Calvin Godfrey

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