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Former Heat Posey Packs His U-Haul. Again.

When James Posey left the Miami Heat, sports fans and groupies alike cried over the loss of one of our most talented and fiiine players. But when he ended up winning another ring with the Celtics, people were like, "Damn, I'd jump from the Titanic to a Carnival cruise liner...
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When James Posey left the Miami Heat, sports fans and groupies alike cried over the loss of one of our most talented and fiiine players. But when he ended up winning another ring with the Celtics, people were like, “Damn, I’d jump from the Titanic to a Carnival cruise liner any day.”

But now the knee-sock rockin’ Posey is switching teams yet again, to the New Orleans Hornets. He says that he’s excited about joining the young team, and word is that the Celtics weren’t showing him the money that he wanted to see, but we’re gonna have to trust his judgment on this one. Is he the good luck charm that teams need to push them to the championship? His past two seasons have been championship-winning, so is he the missing link that teams need to make it?

Posey, Posey makes championships rosy. I’m going to have to copyright that cheer.

Raina McLeod

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