Old photo, same result

File Under "Ass Beating"

Ah, the resurrected Miami Hurricanes football program. Ranked in the top 25 again! Headed to the ACC title game! Unable to stop some one-legged homeless guy from Atlanta from busting off a 15-yard run!

There are many ways to prove that the AP voters have overranked your team. But it takes a special group of young men to bitch-slap voters in the face by giving up 475 yards of rushing to a so-so Georgia Tech team in a 41-23 meltdown on national television.

Bye-bye ACC title game hopes. Farewell, smidgen of self-respect. Nice knowing ya, Hurricanes.

-- Tim Elfrink

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