Fidel’s back, looking all healthy and shit in a new photo with the Angolan prez. But he hasn’t changed out of his track suit.
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Message to Fidel: the olive green military uniform was a much better look for you. Admittedly, it made you look like a dictator, and now that you've handed control of Cuba over to your brother, you may want to soften your image. But now you look like an octogenarian on the way to slurp down the $4.99 senior citizen soup-and-salad special at the Olive Garden in New Port Richey.