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Drunk Florida Woman Tells Deputies Her "Big Boobies" Prevented Her from Performing Sobriety Tests

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Maureen Raymond, 49, may admit she was driving under the influence of "big boobies," but that's about it. After being approached by police for driving over the speed limit and swerving over the double yellow line, Raymond refused to perform a field sobriety test because she claimed her big breasts would get in the way.

A Martin County Sheriff's deputy approached Raymond in a Walgreen's parking lot at about 9:20 p.m. last Sunday in Port St. Lucie. The deputy had received a call that her Toyota Camry had been driving recklessly. When he approached, the slightly poetic deputy wrote in the police report he "detected the odor of an alcoholic beverage about," according to WPTV.

The deputy then asked Raymond to perform the field sobriety tests.

"Hell no not with these ... not with [my] big boobies," replied Raymond.

Another deputy asked her to take the tests, and she said the he "needed to understand that she is big chested," and that her large chesticles make balancing difficult. When asked if she had any injuries she just said she had whiplash and big breasts. She then told the deputy she would perform the task if he held her hand.

"I asked her again if she would like to attempt the task and she stated not really because she has big breasts," reads the police report.

Apparently Raymond didn't think that the deputies had quite gotten the message that her boobs were big so she tried to take off her shirt to show the deputies first hand that, indeed, she had big boobs.

Before she could disrobe completely, Raymond ended up getting arrested and was charged with a DUI.

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