Donald Trump’s Hair: The Long Form Birth Certificate

Our private investigators -- and art director Pam Shavalier -- have been working around the clock trying to locate this document. Now we know what Donald Trump's Hair has been hiding. You're welcome, America...
By Gus Garcia-RobertsMay 11, 2011
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Our private investigators — and art director Pam Shavalier — have been working around the clock trying to locate this document.

Now we know what Donald Trump’s Hair has been hiding. You’re welcome, America.

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