As if taking a kick to the nuts from the horrific Detroit Lions wasn't bad enough, a few fans got a little cherry on top of their Sunday turd sandwich courtesy Dominic Raiola, the Lions' center. As he strutted through the tunnel, he offered the Sun Life crew a witty riposte: "Suck my dick!" he screamed.
But jokes on you, Dominic! Quick-thinking Dolphans caught the outburst on tape and probably ensured a nice end-of-the year league deduction from Raiola's paycheck.
None of this will make Dolphins fans feel much better about the end of the Chad Henne Era, a crushingly bad finale about on par with the end of Seinfeld or the Sopranos (depending on your Journey feelings) and could mean the end of Tony Sparano.
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But roll the tape anyway, son: