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Dolphins Player Brent Grimes Had an Extremely NSFW Birthday Cake

Cornerback Brent Grimes will make his debut with the Dolphins this season, but if you didn't know who he was before, you'll probably forever know him now as the guy who got a picture of a blowjob frosted on his 30th-birthday cake...
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Cornerback Brent Grimes will make his debut with the Dolphins this season, but if you didn’t know who he was before, you’ll probably forever know him now as the guy who got a picture of a blowjob frosted on his 30th-birthday cake.

According to Deadspin, Grimes celebrated his 30th birthday this weekend with a casino theme. Grimes’ wife, however, Instagrammed a picture of the cake.

The only question we have: Who eats the piece with the blowjob frosting on it?

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