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In terms of mascots, TD the Dolphins doesn’t get much respect. Despite being a dolphins he’s actually kind of terrifying looking, plus he’s sort of a let down from the days the ‘Fins had an actual Dolphins in the stadium. At least the dude has mad soccer skills, which he exhibits in a new ESPN promo co-starring Hope Solo and Alex Morgan.
It’s kind of sad when, unlike half the players on the team, our mascot actually can handle a ball.
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