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David Letterman Does “Top Ten Reasons Jeb Bush Is Not Running For President”

Jeb Bush's current full time job is denying that he's running for president, but why won't he? A certain camp of conservatives would love to see him run, and even some Democrats concede he could have a good chance. Well David Letterman, the sole remaining funny person on at 11:30...
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Jeb Bush’s current full time job is denying that he’s running for president, but why won’t he? A certain camp of conservatives would love to see him run, and even some Democrats concede he could have a good chance. Well David Letterman, the sole remaining funny person on at 11:30 on a network, has dug up the top ten reasons.

You know, being a judge on American Idol might not be such a bad idea for Jeb. Just about everyone is leaving that show, and we always felt it needed a judge to critique contestants on their stance on tax breaks.

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