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If you don't believe we read all your comments, we do -- well, at least I do.
Yesterday, commenter Concerned Citizen posted the following comment on "Miami-Dade: 'We Useless'":
If you wanted to complain about government there are other valid
things to bring to light. Tell us about those things -- readers want to
[sigh]Dave Barry wannabes are sooooo sad.
Ouch, I know. It hurts, because we are totally better than Dave Barry. That being said, I think the video above featuring fictional celebrity blogger Angie Tempura summarizes our sentiments.