Christmas Present from a Hooker Expert

Glenn61 -- our resident degenerate and hooker expert-- has sadly left us. He's moved up to Broward, where Bob Norman and the gang will no doubt delight at his impish misadventures.

Before he went, however, he sent me this Christmas present. I don't know what the hell it is folks. I don't really want to know. Glenn described it "as a song sure to make you warm and fuzzy all over, and maybe even break out in a rash." I itch Miami. Merry X-mas. -- Calvin Godfrey

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