In case the real Gov. Rick Scott hasn't given you enough nightmare fuel to last a thousand bloody dreams, our in-house graphics department (commonly called "Pam Shavalier") has compiled a new collection for your bedside perusal.
In the spirit of Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes, the popular Tumblr site that endows women with actor Steve Buscemi's creepy peepers, we now present to you our latest venture into searing and intelligent political commentary: Chicks With Rick Scott's Eyes.
Lady Gaga might be an unparalleled international pop sensation when wearing her own eyeballs, but when you slap on Rick Scott's ojos, she turns into the scariest, meat-wearing member of the Malfoy clan.
Turns out Hermione Granger plus Rick Scott equals David Spade.
There are plenty of reasons to be irked by this one, but the worst part is that it looks so... natural.
This used to be a picture of Disney's Selena Gomez, who is dating Justin Bieber. We didn't believe it either. Speaking of Bieber...
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Not technically a chick, but it's getting close to the end of the month and we haven't filled our quota of unprovoked attacks on underage rich people.
The hills have eyes... and really expensive accessories.
Fun fact: The original lyrics to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" were "Let's go all the way tonight/No regrets, just love/I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness..."