Can You Walk With a Bottle of Grey Goose Lodged Between Your Thighs?
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Can You Walk With a Bottle of Grey Goose Lodged Between Your Thighs?

Thanks to a brazen cadre of lady criminals, a couple of liquor stores in Pembroke Pines are with out pricey bottles of top shelf booze like Grey Goose. While an accomplice distracted the store clerk, a surveillance camera caught the women taking the liquor bottles off the shelf, hiking up the skirts, lodging the bottles between their thighs and walking off. We smell a brand new drinking game!

CBS4's news team featured the security footage last night.

Can You Walk With a Bottle of Grey Goose Lodged Between Your Thighs?
via CBS4

​Here's one suspect in mid theft. The thieves hit up DPF Liquors and Sweeney's Liquors in the Pembroke Pines area.

Can You Walk With a Bottle of Grey Goose Lodged Between Your Thighs?

This of course led CBS4 reporter Carey Codd to demonstrate the technique using a Coke bottle, in what is surely a career high point. We hope he did not accidentally a coke bottle.

We can't help to be inspired by these ladies' technique. Not for own theft, but for a drinking game. The rules are simple: Participants carry a bottle of booze between their thighs and race about 10 yards. The first to drop the bottle or last to cross the finishing line is the loser, and must take a shot. Preferably from the bottle of the other player while it's still between their legs.

[CBS4: Brazen Thieves Use Their Skirts To Steal Liquor]

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