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Burger King: "Put Our Seven Incher in Your Mouth Hole"

What are our dear friends at Burger King and Crispin Porter + Bogusky doing now? Making blowjob jokes about their new "Super Seven Incher" sandwich. 

Congratulations, guys. Not only have you introduced your new disgusting-looking sandwich in the most disgusting-looking way (though you could have added a subtle dollop of mayo on the model/blow-up doll's face), but also you've ruined the idea of oral sex for me for at least the next 15 minutes. 

Update: The ad apparently isn't by CP+B, and it's only limited to Singapore. Which means BK makes ridiculous advertising choices globally. 

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Kyle Munzenrieder