Burger King: "Put Our Seven Incher in Your Mouth Hole"

What are our dear friends at Burger King and Crispin Porter + Bogusky doing now? Making blowjob jokes about their new "Super Seven Incher" sandwich. Congratulations, guys. Not only have you introduced your new disgusting-looking sandwich in the most disgusting-looking way (though you could have added a subtle dollop of mayo on the model/blow-up doll's face),...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

June 24, 2009

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What are our dear friends at Burger King and Crispin Porter + Bogusky doing now? Making blowjob jokes about their new "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Congratulations, guys. Not only have you introduced your new disgusting-looking sandwich in the most disgusting-looking way (though you could have added a subtle dollop of mayo on the model/blow-up doll's face), but also you've ruined the idea of oral sex for me for at least the next 15 minutes.

Update: The ad apparently isn't by CP+B, and it's only limited to Singapore. Which means BK makes ridiculous advertising choices globally.

[Copyranter via The Awl]

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