Bikini Calendar Proves Pollution Makes Beaches Significantly Less Sexy

​South Beach is one of the world's pre-eminent locations for sexy bikini photo shoots. Which is just one reason why it's a really good idea to care about fighting pollution.

In other words, please keep our beaches clean and our photographs just a little bit dirty.

The national Surfrider Foundation commissioned a mock swimsuit calendar to really drive home the point.

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Kyle Munzenrieder