You know what always makes me really, really hungry? A close-up of Bill Parcells' mouth making moaning noises indicating pleasure. Here is your Miami Dolphins Savior-in-Chief whoring for a New Jersey italian restaurant along side Mike Francesca (sans Mad Dog) from 1993 that just made its way to the internet this week. Francesca prefers chicken, while Parcells enjoys feasting on the meat of baby cows. Something that I'm sure was supposed to be hilarity ensues.
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