Audio By Carbonatix
With 1 day left in our spring campaign, we have a new $10,000 goal!
New Times members have already contributed more than $8,000 - can you help us hit our new goal and keep New Times free and in print every week? If New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today.
Back in April, staff writer Tim Elfrink reported that the crap-tastic economy was leading boat-owners, overburdened by docking and maintenance costs, to abandon ship all over South Florida.
Naturally, we thought he had fabricated the whole thing. But yesterday, we spotted a dilapidated yacht beached on the South shore of the Julia Tuttle Causeway. All identifying markings had apparently been removed- except for script reading “Egg Harbor”, which we’re guessing means she (that’s what people call boats) came from Egg Harbor Yachts in New Jersey.
‘Tis a sad fate. How many days until a clever sex offender moves his shit in? A couple more photos after the jump.
