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2012 In Weird Florida Crime and Drugs: Part Three of the WTF Florida Awards

Welcome to the first annual WTF Florida Awards ceremony. It's the only award show celebrating the special brand of bizarre depravity we excel at down here in the Sunshine State. Black tie isn't required. In fact, jorts and a NASCAR cap are preferred.

Earlier this week we handed out awards in the fields of politics and sex. Today we honor all the Floridians who excelled at breaking the law this year.

Read also:

- 2012 In Weird Florida Sex

- 2012 in Weird Florida Politics

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