It is believed a certain, as-yet-undiscovered infrasonic frequency just might exist that would cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance.
To date, though, the most effective tuneage for making a music fan crap his or her pants (usually with musical astonishment and primal fear) are spooky prog rock soundtracks for insane 1970s horror flicks.
The masters of this art are the ragazzi of legendary Roma-based band Goblin, otherwise known as "the Italian Soundtrack Kings," thanks to their scary-as-shit masterpieces for film directors like Dario Argento and George A. Romero.
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Goblin. With Pinkish Black. Presented by Radio-Active Records. Friday, April 25. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The show starts at 7 p.m. and tickets cost $28 to $65 plus fees via ticketfly.com. All ages. Call 305-377-2277 or visit grandcentralmiami.com.