Who Wants Free Tickets for Claude VonStroke and Dirtybird at Story Miami?

Under normal circumstances, you don't shake that ass for free. But when Claude VonStroke, his friends, and Story offer up complimentary tix for a fun-loving, booty-clapping Saturday-night dance party on South Beach ... Well, you instantly become a face-down, ass-up, chirping, derping, crazy clucking Dirtybird. Luckily, all you gotta do...

By S. Pajot

August 16, 2013

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Under normal circumstances, you don't shake that ass for free.

But when Claude VonStroke, his friends, and Story offer up complimentary tix for a fun-loving, booty-clapping Saturday-night dance party on South Beach ... Well, you instantly become a face-down, ass-up, chirping, derping, crazy clucking Dirtybird.

Luckily, all you gotta do for a pair of tickets is check the cut, follow a few simple instructions, and holler "Can't Wait" at King Dirtybird.

Claude VonStroke, Kill Frenzy, and Dirtybird at Story Miami Ticket Giveaway Instructions

1. Head over to Crossfade's Facebook page.

2. Find the Dirtybird at Story update, and leave a comment.

3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select a winner to get down with Mr. VonStroke, Kill Frenzy, and the D-Bird crew on August 8. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages.

4. Last thing... you have only until 5 p.m. Saturday, August 17, to enter.

Claude VonStroke, Kill Frenzy, and Dirtybird Showcase. With Ms. Mada. As part of Underground Story. Presented by LINK and Miami Rebels. Saturday, August 17. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-538-2424 or visit storymiami.com.

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