In the non-Miami parts of America, bands like P.O.D., Godsmack, and Sevendust are still on the radio, and the ShipRocked Cruise is an alt music event of such mythical proportions that rocker chicks get head-to-toe wet just thinking about it.
On November 27, the MSC Poesia will sail from Fort Lauderdale's Port Everglades to Key West and then Nassau, Bahamas. There's gonna be concerts, excursions, and the chance to bang other drunk rock fans before returning four nights later.
Here are five reasons to go cruisin' with Shiprocked:
5. Your favorite rock star might sweat, swim, or down shots with you.
4. Drunk sex with a stranger may lead to life long friendship.
3. No driving.
2. All-you-can-eat buffets, all-you-can-drink lifestyle.
1. Guitar clinics, drum lessons, Q&As, meet and greets, photo sessions. Oh, and giant fucking mojitos.
That being said, Nikki
Sixx from Mötley Crüe and his nationally syndicated Sixx Sense radio
show are giving away one pair of tickets to this rock 'n' roll carnival on a boat. (Wow, two whole tickets for everybody in the country to fight over?) And you can enter to win via sixxsense.com.
Contest winners will get roundtrip airfare to Fort Lauderdale, hotel accommodations, an ocean-view cabin, four nights of cruisin', free food and drinks (no alcohol), 24-hour room service, and free entry to all concerts, meet-and-greets, artist-hosted events, and other stuff.
So ... Exercise your clicking finger and enter to win. 'Cause this cruise is guaranteed to leave your liver scarred, your eardrums bleeding, and your sex organs covered in a salty rash.
ShipRocked 2012 with Godsmack, Five Finger Death Punch, P.O.D., Sevendust, Filter, Fuel, Black Stone Cherry, Lit, In This Moment, Queensrÿche's Geoff Tate, and Gilby Clarke. Tuesday, November 27, to Saturday, December 1. The MSC Poesia boarding at Port Everglades, 1850 Eller Dr., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. on March 10. Visit getshiprocked.com.
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