Wednesday 13

Every song on the forthcoming Fang Bang album has to adhere to this horror-glam naming scheme, see, almost as though there were a strictness to some hypothetical Alice CooperfrontsPennywise formula, not that you'd ever derive that from Wednesday's daring daylight robbery of Taylor Rain's — er, Marilyn Manson's, look.

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Eric W. Saeger