When YMCMB crew member Tyga ain't busy plotting his takeover of the porn industry, homie's makin' Miami's most beautiful stripper his baby mama.
That's right ... The rapper (born Michael Ray Nguyen-Stevenson) and booty model, facial-piercing enthusiast, and professional pole dancer Blac Chyna just had a baby boy.
His name: King Cairo Stevenson.
Originally from D.C., Chyna became famous by taking off her clothes for money at North Miami Beach nudie mecca King of Diamonds, inspiring Drake to drop her name on "Miss Me" long before fellow Young Money dude Tyga even fantasized about puttin' a future baller in that oven.
The spitter and stripper got close on the explicit set of extra-romantic ode to boobies, "Rack City." See 0:49 for Ms. Blac sucking a "fresher than peppermint" candy cane boner.
Soon, though, Chyna and Tyga were in love. She was getting his government name ("Michael") tatted on her hand. He was Instagramming pics of them cuddling on the couch. And they were taking preggo family trips to Six Flags.
Then after "40 long weeks," lil' King Cairo was born. And his parents basically live tweeted the whole thang.
Good Morning my loves ......--Blac Chyna(@blacchyna_mia) October 16, 2012
Thank you God Always.Todaysgonna be a good Day.-- T-Raww (@Tyga) October 16, 2012
Welcome King Cairo Stevenson 7lbs 1 oz ....... #blessed !!!!--Blac Chyna(@blacchyna_mia) October 16, 2012
The spitter, the stripper, and son. So cute.