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Top Songs for F#$%ing, According to 2,000 Horny Music Nerds

Hey, honey, would you like to have sex?



No, not tonight. I'd rather listen to Meatloaf.



Yeah, we've never said that either, but turns out a lot of Spotify listeners think "Bat Out of Hell" is more enjoyable than actually orgasming. And that's not all the streaming platform uncovered with its recent survey of 2,000 listeners.



Do you have anything in common with these undersexed musicalphiliacs? Have you ever banged out to Berlin? Gotten cheesy to some Clapton? Find out what these freaks are doing between the sheets with their headphones.



See also:

-Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public

-Ten Best Songs About Masturbation

-Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! (NSFW)


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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.