The best place to party is the high seas. Everyone knows it, and more and more reveling ravers are taking their good times to the deep blue.
The big names haven't even unrolled their flyers, but we've already got three freaky maritime excursions, all taking place during the craziest damn week of your life.
Picture this ... You've been raging it up every night for days on end. Your body is tired, but your soul is still searching for more uhntz-uhntz insanity. And you don't have a ticket to the second weekend of Ultra Music Festival.
No worries! Relax on the deck of a beautiful yacht with beautiful people.
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#MiamiDeparturesWhite with John O'Callaghan, Myon and Shane 54, and Michael Gin. Thursday, March 21, 1p.m. to 6 p.m. The Musette Yacht, boarding at 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets cost $89.99 plus fees via wantickets.com. Open bar. Ages 21 and up.
Mystery Sounds Presents Miami Yacht Party with Aly and Fila, Ummet Ozcan. Friday, March 22, 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. The Musette Yacht, boarding at 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets cost $50 to $425 plsu fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Walk The Plank ~ WMC 2013 Inception Yacht Party with Nibiru Strata and Иo Dice. Friday, March 22, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. The Musette Yacht, boarding at 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets cost $90 to $120 plus fees via wantickets.com. Open bar. Ages 21 and up.
Damn ... Two of those cruises say the magic words: open bar. We're already sweaty just thinking about it. Now, could you rub this on our back? Thanks.