Are you an 18- to 35-year-old alpha male? Do you love scantily clad women and binge drinking? Were you ever caught masturbating to PG-13 pictures of teen-romp starlets?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're going to flip your shit when you hear that Maxim Magazine is hosting the wildest Halloween party on South Beach.
General admission tickets start at just $25. But if you're a broke fool trying to creep on the cheap, we've got a few ideas to help you get past security. And all it's going to take are a few sexy friends.
Military Pinup Girl
Find your hottest friend and dress her up like a sexy drill sergeant. Tell the doorman she's part of Maxim's "Military Pinup Girls" series, and he'll have to let you in.
The New Girl at Maxim
Not only are Maxim's models hot, but so are the mag's employees. Check out its newest office assistant.
She's With the Circus
No, idiot, not circus, the cirque. There's going to be a "live cirque performance" at the Halloween ball.
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