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The-Dream's Banned "Pussy" Porn Vid:
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R.I.P., feminism, for we bury it on this day.

The-Dream released a pornographic music video less than 24 hours ago. And almost immediately, it was pulled from YouTube for breaking the nudity rules. Thankfully, there's Vimeo for all our prurient needs.

The clip for single "Pussy," featuring Big Sean and Pusha T, shows some stripper touching herself, getting jizzed on by massage oil, and simulating sex with The-Dream's forthcoming CD. Let's check it out.

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0:00 - 0:45

After a short shameless promo, we see the stripper in question blowing seductive smoke from her glossy lips. Then she throws all subtlety out the window and starts bumping her ass against the wall like some kind of alley cat in heat.

0:46 - 1:27

She continues to striptease for the camera, which she clearly thinks will bring some kind of fame, fortune, and self-respect. She jiggles her junk 'round and spreads her bubble but for the close-up, letting those pink-nailed hands discover her body. She eventually starts playing with her ... Well, it's the title of the song.

1:28 - 1:59

Now, we take the masturbation train to the bed. And after some roll-around shots, we get a montage of slow-motion booty claps. Our lady carelessly breaks the no-shoes-on-the-bed rule. This girl-for-hire isn't afraid of getting dirty.

:00 - 2:29

There's a costume change and the cameraman commences simulated jizz squirting. Hilarity ensues as the stripper smacks her own butt. The objectification is almost comical at this point. We start to wonder how long it took after the shoot up for this girl to just burst into unstoppable tears. Perhaps she dreamed of a future once. Her parents should be proud. Cue title screen.

2:30 - 3:15

Big Sean goes in as Ms. "Pussy" takes a little break. But don't worry ... She gets right back to masturbating over her panties. And as if the scene weren't sloppy wet enough, the cameraman gets ultimate LOLs by shooting oil directly onto her gaping girl parts. At least her nails are cute.

3:16 - 4:12

We can hardly stand it anymore as she starts to make love to The-Dream's phallic CD case. What was this lady thinking? What do you think she got paid? What did she spent it on? Does she even have any of it left?

And that's what it takes for YouTube to kick you off the playground.

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