That was the vocal hook of this Soulwax track I used to bang the fuck out to when I was in college. Back then, it seemed like a hopeful rallying cry for a weekend warrior. It was the mantra you repeated to yourself between class periods. Then I graduated and moved to Miami, and I realized, oh crap, this is just, like, how this city lives.
Every night in Miami is a night of decadence. It's bacchanal. It's debaucherous. It's never-ending. It doesn't matter if you've got work in two hours or if
That's why we've set out on a mission to map out the ultimate week of partying in Miami. We took a look at each night of the week, and — considering drink specials, music, and overall vibes — selected our picks for the best place to go every night.
Are we saying these are the only places you should be going in Miami? Not at all. Get out there and explore. But, before you do, check these essentials off your list.
Murk Mondays at
This Wynwood tequila and taqueria is beloved for far more than finger food. Behind the tables and guac, just past the bathroom,
Runner-up: Churchill's for Jazz Night in the front and Dubday Monday in the back. Tuesday
Slap & Tickle Tuesdays at Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-5570; bardotmiami.com.
Four years running, and this smoky underground disco still makes your Wednesday morning a living hell. Whether you're partying with electro legends like Greg Wilson, edgy house heroes like Hannah Wants, or one of S&T's resident selectors, you're in for an evening as degenerate and memorable as you are.
Runner-up: the Love Below at the Electric Pickle.
Jelly Wednesdays at Basement, 2901 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 786-257-4548; basementmiami.com.
Girl, don't play yourself. You're totally ready for this jelly, and this dance floor
Runner-up: Ladies night at Wood Tavern.