Gone were the days of shutting down Times Square for a music video premiere. No one was watching the VMAs anymore, and, oh, Lord, what would become of poor Carson Daly?
But YouTube changed all of that, and today music videos are more elaborate and, because of the freedom afforded by the internet, more explicit than ever. Combining that freedom with the anything-goes character of the Magic City can make for a dangerous combination — dangerous, but entertaining.
Here are some of the best, most creative, and most ridiculous music videos ever filmed in Miami.
10. Nelly featuring P. Diddy & Murphy Lee, “Shake Ya Tailfeather.”
From the Bad Boys II Soundtrack, the “Shake Ya Tailfeather” video is an ode to the gorgeous curvy women we celebrate in Miami, which is cool until Nelly, Diddy (Puffy? P. Diddy?), and Murphy Lee start catcalling them on Calle Ocho. At one point, Murphy Lee even follows one of the girls offscreen. Luckily, feminism won, and women no longer get catcalled or followed on Calle Ocho. Right? Objectification aside, the video also features shots of viejitos playing in Domino Park and fun on the sand at Crandon Park. So there's that.
9. Gloria Estefan, “Turn the Beat Around.”
It's only right that the voice of Miami Sound Machine and one of the city’s most beloved daughters would make it on our list of Miami's best videos. The video for the early ‘90s disco remake features scenes from the Raspberry Award winning film The Specialist projected onto the iconic Miami Tower. Despite this setback, the Miami Tower and Gloria Estefan have stood the test of time. 8. Nick Jonas, “Chains.”
Months after releasing a CG-heavy, dark, and dramatic video for his single “Chains,” it appears Nick Jonas realized he needed a lighter, more fun visual for the song and subsequently released a second video, titled “Chains (The Wynwood Walls Edition).” Not only is the eponymous outdoor gallery prominently featured in the video, but Jonas also rides around Wynwood in one of the area's famous glowing mushroom rickshaws while many of the colorful characters you meet in the area surround him in everything from Day of the Dead face paint to questionable Native American headdresses. Jonas himself does not escape unscathed. By the end of the video, he's covered head to toe in paint, as is tradition in Wynwood — along with $6 coffee and art you can't afford.
7. Aaliyah, “Rock the Boat.”
Although the making of this video led to the fatal plane crash that ended Aaliyah’s life at age 22, the video itself serves as one final reminder of her gifted artistry. The Hype Williams-directed video was mostly shot in the Bahamas, but its iconic underwater scenes were shot at FIU in Miami. In slow motion, Aaliyah swims toward the camera in vibrant makeup and reaches toward us while the sun’s rays illuminate her silhouette. She looks like an angel, and as we found out, she was one — far too soon.
6. The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain, “I’m on a Boat.”
In this sendup of Miami yacht party videos, Andy Samberg finds an offer for a free boat ride for three in his cereal box — so he invites his Lonely Island collaborator Kiv and, naturally, T-Pain. With the Miami skyline far off in the distance, they party in their swim trunks and flippy-floppies while you're at Kinko’s straight flipping copies. They climb buoys. They fuck mermaids. Anything is possible, y'all.