Did you drop the bulk of your paycheck on an NCAA March Madness office pool? Us too. But our shit's a lock, yo. We've got Florida State over Michigan State in the finals, with Kentucky and Kansas rounding out the Final Four.
However, we won't cash in on our winnings until the tournament's over. That means we're stuck stretching a $10 bill though March, bumming cigarettes off our friends, and drinking Natty Light.
On the bright side, there's plenty to do in Miami this weekend under $10. Check out our guide after the cut.
Fridays at the Vagabond: Winter Music Conference Edition. Friday, March 16, 10 p.m., The Vagabond, 30 NE 14 St., Miami. $10. Welcome to Miami, bleep-bloop fanatics. Have an awesome WMC!
Peach Fuzz at the Garret. Friday, March 16, 11 p.m., The Garret, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Free. Wait, free Grolsch until midnight and '90s music videos? Where do we sign?
Blues Rock & Folk. Friday, March 16, 9 p.m., Tobacco Road Cabaret Stage, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami. $5. Folk yeah! They might as well call it best night ever.
St. Patty's Eve Irish Punk Rock Tribute. Friday, March 16, 8 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. $5. Before puke green, punk green!
Big Night in Little Haiti. Friday, March 16, 6 p.m., Little Haiti Cultural Center, 212 NE 59 Terr., Little Haiti. Free. It's the third Friday of the month, and that means Little Haiti's getting wild. Sak Pasé, Miami?
Odd Future Afterparty. Sautrday, March 17, 11 p.m., Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Free with RSVP to email@example.com. Don't sweat if you can't get into the show at the Fillmore, crash the afterparty and swag out.
The Record: Contemporary Art and Vinyl Opening Reception. Saturday, March 17, 6 p.m., Miami Art Museum, 101 W. Flagler St., Miami. $10 for non-members. If art is music and music is art, then vinyls are masterpieces.
PAX Presents: Spam Allstars. Saturday, March 17, 10:30 p.m., PAX, 337 SW Eighth St., Miami. $10. After he's done spinning records at the Miami Art Museum, DJ Le Spam will join his band at PAX for a night of funky grooves.
Singles Night: A Record Party, Vol. 3. Saturday, March 17, 9 p.m., Lester's, 2519 NW Second Ave., Miami. Free. While on the topics of records, they're spinning 45s, EPs, seven-inches, and singles at Lester's all night on Saturday.
Shameless Sunday. Sunday, March 18, 8 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. $7. Burlesque. Enough said.
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