It's humid as shit and there's a 40-percent chance of rain this weekend. The threat of scattered thunderstorms leaves us no choice other than stripping down to our underwear and binge-drinking indoors for the next 72 hours.
However, massive alcohol poisoning could be avoided if that Mother Nature bitch puts a plug on precipitation and hits us with decent enough weather to check out some of this weekend's best music-related things 'round Miami.
We're really looking forward to The Soul Rebels, Earth Mother. Don't fuck this up for us.